When I first came across Audrina Patridge she was in a bikini, so naturally I'd find that hot. Yes, bikinis can be very persuasive. But the more I did posts on her, the more I realized that she was a fame-seeking, no upper lip, bad boob job, useless reality TV star who was damn lucky to get on some cheesy show and make a ton of money doing absolutely nothing when all she's really qualified to do is work at a McDonalds drive thru. Anyway, here she is showing off her FrankenBeckham-tits at a club in LA. Enjoy.